The Jaded Tech

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“Don’t ever email me again!”

Posted by The Jaded Tech April - 13 - 2009 - Monday ADD COMMENTS

When you get an email like that you really have to wonder about why said person gave you their email address in the first place.  I mean if you email me, that means you have given me your email address and I can email you back.  This is an obvious.  So this chick complains that I emailed her and to ‘take me off your list’.  I don’t have a list.  I simply replied to a mass email that she replied to and _she’s_ mad?  Some people are just way too clueless to use email, let alone a computer.  And God forbid them getting into a car!

Morons like that need to take responsibility and use some damned ‘nettiquette.  (For those who are less than technically inclined, that’s an amalgamation of InterNet and Etiquette).  Now the biggest problem really comes down to education and people just taking the time to freaking learn something.  Blind Carbon Copy (BCC).  That protects everyone’s email address you use.  And if you don’t use it then be prepared to be hit with a “Suck it up Princess!” response!

Something else people should use….a password book!  In the world of ’security’ (term used very loosely) sites/programs/operating systems keep asking people for passwords.  (I have some for sale btw)  People get so lazy they will actually use something like ‘password’.  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve guessed that and gotten into systems when I get called for a ‘lost password’.  I keep telling people to use something they either already know (like their postal code) or something they should know (like their driver’s license number).  I had one lady tell me “I can’t remember my license plate!”  I think you’d want to know it while in the mall you hear “Would the owner of 789 NST please come to the info booth, your car is on fire…”.

Speaking of license plates.  Why do people insist in ‘blacking out’ their car plate in a picture they post online?  Is this supposed to protect you in some form?  Do you believe that some nefarious criminal lies in waiting just to ’steal’ something from you??  What is absolutely ludicrous about this is the fact that these people _drive_ their cars……in public.  Thousands of people see it everyday!  So how does hiding it online when the stupid thing sits on the road in plain view?  Geeze.

And finally a favourite topic of mine….Bell Canada.  I’ve been a geek for 30 years.  I know computers pretty damned well and yet I have a hard time dealing with Bell Computer reps (I _refuse_ to call them technicians.  Those people in India only know how to read a script and not really solve a damn thing).  I was at this client’s place and I installed a router for them.  Then I proceeded to setup their email but they had forgotten their password for their email account. So, painfully I called 310-SURF (side rant: using letters is annoying….just give me the numbers ok?  I don’t want to have to think which numbers to press for each letter…).  I get this clueless representative on the line and I tell them that I need the password for said email account.  He asked who I was, I told him I was a local technician, I just installed a router and am setting up an email account for my client.  Well, that was a big mistake.  He then proceeded to say that they don’t support third party hardware.  What??  I told him this has nothing to do with the router and I just needed the password reset for their email account.  15mins later and 3 MORE TIMES I had to tell him that all I needed was the password reset, I finally got it.  Bell has seriously lost a lot of clients because I tell everyone who’s moving/getting internet, to go with ANYONE but Bell.

So, if a well educated technician has trouble dealing with Bell reps, how do you cope?  I’ve heard horror stories of 4-5 hours on the phones with these people.  The problem lies in the people they use.  Not that there is anything wrong with using another country, but they should at least be real technicians.  Their entire training consists of ‘here’s a script, follow it and it’ll solve all the problems’.  Funny how real computer problems never follow a script though…

Tech Predictions for 2009!

Posted by The Jaded Tech April - 13 - 2009 - Monday ADD COMMENTS

You ready for this?

So, here’s what the all seeing digital eye sees for the ‘tech season that starts after the gift wrapping’:

1/ More parents will buy their kids toys based on name and not any knowledge whatsoever. “Jenny keeps talking about this iBod thingy…” So Jenny’s mom will hustle her way down to Future Shop and buy one. It sure beats having Jenny whine about not having what all her friends have and it keeps Jenny out of mom’s hair and ‘parental obligation to raise their kid’.

2/ The ’sports jock’ will brag about how how big their HDTV is. As usual, it will be the same old “buying something to make up for other masculine parts” in his life. Then again, they made it easy to say bigger technical words like one-thousand-and-eighty by shortening it down to ten-eighty. It’s amazing how people, especially the jocks, get duped by marketing ploys. 1080 pixels from top to bottom…..wow…so you have that many pixels stretched on your Panasonic 50″ 1080p Flat-Panel Plasma HDTV. Considering that 1024pixels tall computer screens have been around since the late 1990s(on 14″ screens….do you really thing that an extra 56pixels make up for an extra 36″?!?!), one wonders how they hype up such a small difference…then again, it’s easy to pull high tech terms over jocks….Merry Christmas….hope your $1500 was worth the extra 56 pixels than my 14″ 1997 Compaq monitor.

3/ A healthy dose of spam! “Spam, spam, spam, spam….”(Think Monty Python). That always makes for extra Christmas Dinner treats!

4/ Let us not forget about those guys who want ever MORE money out of your pocket. That’s right, the spyware guys! (HA! Bet you thought I was going to say the Gov’t! I’m sure they are thinking of legal ways to spam you soon…). So back to little Kenny who wants to play with his other Webkinz friends online. He plugs his new USB Plush Toy Lizard “Dolly” into daddy’s computer (completely and securely protected by Norton!). And he tries to find that website where he can log in with his id and put Dolly’s name online (who raise this kid??? I mean calling a lizard “Dolly”? Really?!?). He tries typing in the address into Yahoo….well, that first link _looks_ like Webkinz-land….so he clicks. It just tells him to ‘click here’ and being the good obedient(if warped by too much of mommy’s influence) child, he clicks. Now you have spyware. Yup….good luck with that! Call me so I can charge you a ‘reasonable rate’ to fix your PC, I can do it sitting at home too without having to even visit your house :) Call me at 289-24…. Yes I’ll work on Christmas but there is a premium….

And last, but definitely not least…

5/ The latest version of AntiVirus 2009. Yes sir, it looks just like an anti-virus program from big old Gates himself, ripe with a miniture Windows XP logo and all! I mean, it _must_ be real when it tells you that you have a virus or 29 on your system right? (oddly enough…it really isn’t lying…it’s just talking about itself). So you click ‘remove now’ and it gets ‘rid’ of those other pesky virus (virii?) that it seemingly found and is now the sole controller of your protection. Try to update Norton…..what do you mean ‘timed out’ or ‘page not found’? I paid $80 for a years worth of protection!(which just means you are more of a sucker than you realize, but that’s a whole other rant…). Why isn’t Norton updating? Wait a minute….why won’t windows update? Heyyy…where’s my internet connection???? Well, at least you got what you paid for eh?

Maybe next year you’ll get all this but in a different colour.

Kijiji techs are a bunch of idiots….

Posted by The Jaded Tech April - 13 - 2009 - Monday ADD COMMENTS

I setup a new account because the old email address was my business name and I sold that business name.

So I create a brand new account and go to post up an ad. I get the ‘you have posted too many times today” stupid error message.  Makes no sense so I email them.  I get no reply.  A month later I email them again.  Here’s the exchange:

dragondon@dragondon.net wrote:

> Message From: dragondon@dragondon.net
> About a month ago I contacted Kijiji about this problem and I have still not
heard back.
>
> Please explain to me why I am unable to post ads when this account has
_never_ posted an ad in it’s life yet I still get the above error message.
>

Their response:

****
Hi dragondon@dragondon.net,

Thank you for contacting Kijiji Canada Community Support.

Your email address is registered in mumbai and that means you are unable to use our site.

Thanks,
Oran
Kijiji Canada
www.kijiji.ca

PS: Please let us know what you think of our support at:
http://info.kijiji.ca/cs.php?l=e&1=1&2=9&3=427956

(Trust me, I got another earful to ‘let them know what I think..’)

My response:

Are you people clueless or just delusional?  Do any of you have any technical experience at all?  I have live in Canada all my life (close to 40 years) and dragondon.net was the first domain name I ever registered back in 2003.  Do you what what a ‘whois’ service is?  Good, then use it! Better yet, let me simply give you a link to one:

http://whois.domaintools.com/dragondon.net

Hey, let me teach you even more, ever heard of archive.org? They keep track of websites and what they looked like over the years:

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://dragondon.net

I’ve attached a picture that I just went outside and took of my car with ONTARIO custom license plates (this is my summer toy, winters suck but don’t have a choice until I can afford to live someplace warm during the winter).  It’s for sale if you are interested, you can read up on the blog that I started last year on it here http://volare.dragondon.net/.

Hey look at this….it’s from Canada411.ca

http://www.canada411.ca/res/9055380470/D-B-Belmore/45862995.html

Well what do ya know….it matches the whois server information.

Do you need any other freaking proof that I’m not from Mumbai or is that a place you just pulled out of the air because it’s currently popular on news stations?

Now, you can either apologize and setup my account properly or pass me onto your manager because you are too incompetent to use the internet.

Don
(Pic of car included)

I really don’t have patience for incompetent support staff who don’t know how to use simple online tools such as WHOIS.

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Having been active around technology for almost 30 years, and seeing many people failing to grasp both it’s importance as well as it’s basic usage, I decided it was high-time to show the world how idiotic they can be. People simply need to have a bigger vision of the tools that have been given to them.