The Jaded Tech

The techie voice of frustration

Archive for April, 2009

I’m sensing a theme amung people who live in the ‘information age’ but aren’t really ‘there’. What is even more pathetic is that these same people make wild claims at how long they’ve been doing it and still have no clue how it works. Here is an example:

I worked this one company for a few months (had to leave, too far to drive every day, too damn expensive on fuel). They made a product that was sold to retailers. The retailers then sold it to the public. When a customer has a problem, they go to the retailers and when they can’t fix it, they sent the client to the company I was working for.

Background out of the way, let’s get onto our wonderful customer.

So this guy deals with 3 or 4 companies and doesn’t want them to know what service produver he is using because it is technically competition. That’s fine. When he sends out a email message, he changes his the display name to make it look more generic and not show what service provider-based messaging he is using. When I explain to him that he’s not really changing anything and that the recipients can easily see who he is using he gets bent out of shape.

“Isn’t there any privacy on the Internet any more?!” He screams completely oblivious to the fact that there isn’t a single bit of privacy for the average user who uses a corporate paid service! When I explain that if he changed what he wanted to, that is the same thing as spammers do and then ‘faking’ the information. Well, that set him off the deep end. “I am not FAKING anything!!!”

Dude, you just changed your information to show FALSE information. Maybe in your world that isn’t faking but the law says otherwise. Keeping in mind that this same moron claimed he’s been using the same service for ‘20 years’ and was ‘one of the first because I had a friend who knew the founders’. This made me cry inside. So sad to see someone use a service and and still had no clue what he was doing.

I was quite proud of having the chance to shatter someone’s idiotic world view on ‘how stuff works‘.

Dude. It’s just an image in a document!

Posted by The Jaded Tech April - 13 - 2009 - Monday ADD COMMENTS

My wife applies to this online teaching job. Speak with the hiring manager and he sends her a word document to fill out and return.

I’m downstairs working on my computer and my wife calls to ask for help. She says she can’t fill out the document. I look and it’s an image (obviously a scan) of a document that has been inserted into word. Ok, so we print it, she fills it out and we scan it and send it back.

Next day my wife gets and email stating that he needs it in ‘Word Format”.

Dude. It’s just an image in a document!

Geeze…..

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Having been active around technology for almost 30 years, and seeing many people failing to grasp both it’s importance as well as it’s basic usage, I decided it was high-time to show the world how idiotic they can be. People simply need to have a bigger vision of the tools that have been given to them.